|rebecca:||who was the first lucy? and who are you?|
|sabo:||the first lucy? he’s only the man that will become pirate king someday and hes got a really high bounty and hes super strong and im so proud of him and hes monkey d luffy and god isnt he the best hes still a crybaby though but thats alright because i know hell pull through in the end and hes my little brother and hes the best little brother|
|sabo:||by the way im a revolutionary nice to meet you|
|sabo:||but seriously though luffy isnt he great hes such a good guy and GOD am i proud of him and he hasnt changed a bit which im so happy about because he was the cutest little brother ever and hes going to become the strongest pirate ever and pirate king have you seen his bounty? 400 million at 19 thats goddamn insane hahahaha hes almost like ace except ace is dead and luffys not and im not so we’ll be not dead together|
i may or may not have drawn this just to make that jok e
|Teacher:||Reading a book is better than sex.|
|Teacher:||It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!|
|Girl pipes up:||Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!|
|[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]|
umm I just wanted to say thank you for all the amazing feedback I’ve gotten for that small comic OH GOSH I’M REALLY OVERWHELMED I really didn’t expect so many people to like it dkfmgds it was just a really random thing .. I’VE GOTTEN A LOT of asks on whether I’m gonna continue it and I just want to say YEAH!! I still have a bunch of ideas that I couldn’t fit into that first comic and I’d love to draw all of them when I can!! It probably won’t be a continuous comic-story thing though, probably just mini-comics here and there bc im not the most confident writer ha ha
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH AGAIN mghj blubs I don’t know what to say other then lie here and cry bc you’re all too sweet and wonderful
I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED
1930’s Teen Delinquents
i.e. life role models
I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.
That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.
I want to write about these girls.
When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.
I always have to reblog this.
I’m gonna do it… I’m gonna start watching… Supernatural. Essie, I hope you’re happy!
So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.
When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.
However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.
In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.
Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help.
Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.
And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.
The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.
Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.
He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.